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Jared Gray

Writer, Transhumanist, Tinker Gnome

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Tinker Gnome: CPAP Facehugger

May 28, 2018 by Jared Gray

Tinker Gnome: CPAP Facehugger

I’ve been joking for years that if I ever ended up needing a CPAP mask, I’d incorporate it into a facehugger. Because obviously. Well, I was recently diagnosed with sleep apnia, and now have my own CPAP torture machine. Seriously, these things are awful and create as much discomfort as they prevent. So I may […]

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New And Improved Do Not Mean The Same Thing

March 16, 2018 by Jared Gray

New And Improved Do Not Mean The Same Thing

I’m sitting here listening to Bauhaus and carving myself a custom pillow with a bigass kitchen knife. This is the kind of shit I do on a Friday night. Because I am a perfectly normal human worm baby who does totally normal things, just like everyone else. Why am I Frankensteining myself a new pillow? […]

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Tinker Gnome: MAPP Gas Pop Gun

December 8, 2017 by Jared Gray

Tinker Gnome: MAPP Gas Pop Gun

I share with you now my latest Tinker Gnome Project: The MAPP Gas Pop Gun. Like most of my tinker projects, it’s impractical, voids every warranty within a hundred miles, and has just as much chance of hurting me as of providing entertainment. I originally stumbled across Al’s “Plasma” pop gun in a video on […]

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